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my beautiful best friend, kalafalas with his glorious cat, crookshanks

my beautiful best friend, kalafalas with his glorious cat, crookshanks

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yesterday: signed a lease and put down a deposit on a place with 5 friends.

this morning: i get a housing offer from ucsc which i can’t accept now.

REALLY?

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Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite bloggers! (This is non negotiable!) HAHA POSITIVITY.

HAHA RACHEL. joke’s on you because i’m a cocky asshole. you’re one of my top 10 favorite bloggers too obvs. 

1. my style is unbeatable

2. i’m great at bullshitting

3. i’m not too stupid

4. my music/record collection and taste is a thing of beauty

5. i can bake, bitches.

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disney is america’s second-largest purchaser of explosives

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hah so i met Thor. at Disneyland. he called me a princess. life complete

hah so i met Thor. at Disneyland. he called me a princess. life complete

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babygoatsandfriends:

Ridiculously Photogenic Goat - Imgur

babygoatsandfriends:

Ridiculously Photogenic Goat - Imgur

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My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

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- Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via owldee)
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Chandler & Joey || Nick & Schmidt

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notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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